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Drunk at the monastery

by pvaldes (Chaplain)
on Oct 24, 2012 at 18:33 UTC ( #1000683=monkdiscuss: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Esteemed Perloholics Anonymous, things are getting alarming here:

I must admit that this is not a totally unexpected result. Yes, WE HAD some clues at the monastery

Found 50 nodes where title contains "vine" Found 13 nodes where title contains "whisky" or "whiskey" Found 13 nodes where title contains "vodka" Found 11 nodes where title contains "alcohol" Found 26 nodes roughly where any text contains all of "how", "to", "ma +ke", "beer" Found 5 nodes with: "Tk problem: keep sober"

And not even mention about how easy is to find people talking about "hash" here!, but things can get worse and here is the proof!

search: monk Duplicates Found Multiple nodes named "monk" were drunk

mul-ti-ple no-des, shame on you perlmonks!

What's happening here?

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Re: Drunk at the monastery
by Athanasius (Chancellor) on Oct 26, 2012 at 09:17 UTC
    What’s happening here?

    When questing Acolyte or puzzled Scribe
    Is answered in a harsh, sarcastic jibe,
    Perchance he liquid solace doth imbibe.

    The careless insult (consequence unthunk
    By the insulter) goads the sorry monk
    To drown his sorrows, and anon — he’s drunk.

    But only junior monks abuse libation:
    For ev’ry Friar, at his graduation,
    Embraces the ideal of Moderation.

    © 2012

    Athanasius <°(((><contra mundum

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[robby_dobby]: This anonymonk's post reads weird to me
[robby_dobby]: Other than the content, that Chrome would not allow submitting code sounds like something funky going on there :P
[erix]: lazyness-driven inventio :)
[erix]: "the dog ate my homework"
[Eily]: looks more like "all my plates are broken and I don't understand why. Also I can't retrieve the broken parts because the elephant in the room is on the way"
[ambrus]: Eily: also webpages aren't displayed on my monitor no matter what I click with the mouse, and there's a blackout right now, could that be a problem?
[robby_dobby]: ambrus: Yes
[hippo]: erix++: "the browser ate my code"
[robby_dobby]: Eily: Now, people are trying to be inventive with crowdsourcing their work, eh? Sure, call on the admins to k-line these sockpuppet accounts!

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