|Perl: the Markov chain saw|
karlgoethebierby karlgoethebier (Vicar)
|on Nov 02, 2012 at 12:43 UTC||Need Help??|
I am a heretic. My first programming language was Lingo.
Pictures of wives, kids, houses, cars and pets: n/a.
Favorite dish/drink: let's go to lunch and you will see.
When not hanging around at the monastery, i'm forced to work.
I'm doing 24/7, help desk, monitoring, reporting and occasionally some web stuff.
In a few years i will retire and i hope very much that i can forget all the mistakes i made as soon as possible.
Some of my fellow christians
Sorry, no programmers.
Some cool modules
Some cool nodes
"Die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche waren früher selber welche." (F. W. Bernstein)
Some of my favorite tunes
Some other sources of wisdom
Learning English At The Monastry
Some of my favorites:
From Thomas Bowdler, who in 1818 published a censored version of Shakespeare, expurgating "those words and expressions... which cannot with propriety be read aloud in a family."See also
"Trouble is, most of the time, he's not providing the service of a quick reality check, but rather the disservice of a bum steer down a blind alley of long redundant, archaic knowledge."See also
«I'm in Limbo until a module from CPAN is fixed.» by Lady_Aleena
MidLifeXis in the chatterbox: «Ok, that didn't work worth didly squat.»
Corion in the chatterbox: «Well, now the direction of the changes, and the (non existing) revert war make sense :)»
Corion in the chatterbox: «Well, not "revert war", but "revert singular incident of aggression", but even that shouldn't happen, and in retrospect, didn't even happen :)»
Corion in the chatterbox: « I'm not sure if you should learn English from me ;)»
karlgoethebier ebenda: «indeed ;-)»
Other sources for learning englishCharles Ramsey talking...
My worst nodes
My best nodes
Hommage for a friend
I made a website for a very good friend of mine who passed away this year. Unfortunately the site is in german (english version under construction). Take a look at it...and enjoy the music.
Maxim of Quality
Maxim of Quantity
Quantity of Information
Maxim of Relation
Maxim of Manner
What to do if your nodes get routinely downvoted
Make a test.
Replies made easy
"Perl takes the infinite mechanic near the blame winter. When will a parent double the procedure? Sundialsvc4 smells like Perl. Sundialsvc4 resumes Perl."
"Moo accepts! Will the addict marry map? Map speaks around Moo. Moo maximizes map behind a soil."
"The designer upgrades a rampant composer. The humorous virtue breaks each mumble past the sunrise vegetarian. When can map cough behind a tangent insight? Hellova hunts beside the aware journal. How will the cough parade with the documented football? The realm flowers opposite each acting spoof."