Boss man doesn't code.
Likes to read over shoulders.
Can't read Perl... Too dumb.
"Perl is ugly, rough,
unreadable!" Quoth Boss man:
"Do it in Logo."
Did it in Logo.
Problem not solved, but now Boss
finally groks code.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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