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Re: Phone Calls
in thread Phone Calls
If it's complicated, it may be interesting to produce a tutorial.
You might then teach not only neozoki, but also all the interested monks...
"Only Bad Coders Code Badly In Perl" (OBC2BIP)
It may be the negative part of me talking here, but I have the impresion that George_Sherston had the idea to write the script and then let it call Neozuki.
Repeatedly... Once every X minutes. For n days...
But then again, it must be me having very bad thoughts about George_Sherston. Sorry, George. Won't happen again. :-)
f--k the world!!!!
/dev/world has reached maximal mount count, check forced.
The moon would crash into the Earth
The moon would breakup at the Roche limit
The wire would turn the Earth into a giant electromagnet
The Earth would turn into a giant yo-yo.
The moon would orbit every ~24 hours, significantly changing the lunar calendar
The centripetal force would rip out the Earth's core
All man-made satellites would be destroyed, causing great havoc
Moon landings would become significantly easier
The rope or wire would break, no matter how strong it was
The Vulcans would show up for First Contact causing yet another revision to the timeline
The Galactic Police would snip the rope and put the Earth on probation
Some idiot would get terrible, terrible, rope burn
We finally get those golf balls back
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