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kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a

by jcwren (Prior)
on Mar 11, 2002 at 23:25 UTC ( #151007=poll: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

vote on kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a

card
[bar] 44/8%
gift certificate
[bar] 19/3%
place setting of china
[bar] 10/2%
new laptop
[bar] 38/7%
housekeeper/slave
[bar] 105/18%
house of her dreams
[bar] 30/5%
CowboyNeal
[bar] 328/57%
574 total votes
Comment on kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by coolmichael (Deacon) on Mar 11, 2002 at 23:30 UTC
    Dude, that's a lot of CowboyNeal!

    Congratulations kudra. Perhaps a contribution to your world domination fund would be more in order?

    Michael


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Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by ProgrammingAce (Sexton) on Mar 12, 2002 at 01:43 UTC
    I'm in America, and ever since that whole Civil war thingy, slavery has turned from people to machines. So why not program a Perl robot/slave?

            - Ace "Two programmers walk into a bar, the third ducks"
Re (tilly) 1: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by tilly (Archbishop) on Mar 12, 2002 at 02:39 UTC
    With all of the people who donated to her World Domination Fund, you would think that more would want to help her achieve it one slave at a time...
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by Phaysis (Pilgrim) on Mar 12, 2002 at 04:01 UTC
    Ah, there we go. Proof that CowboyNeal is always the best survey answer. :)

    I'm not sure who Kudra is (would that be a bad thing?), but I wish this person the best of luck in marriage and all other plans (y'know, world domination begins at home). Hoo boy!

    -Shawn
    (Ph) Phaysis
    If idle hands are the tools of the devil, are idol tools the hands of god?

Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by chipmunk (Parson) on Mar 12, 2002 at 04:10 UTC
    Clearly, we need to set up a Send CowboyNeal to kudra's wedding Fund!
Here's a slave! Or a house...
by mt2k (Hermit) on Mar 12, 2002 at 04:15 UTC
    Well, I wish I could buy you that dream house of yours, but the best I can do is to volunteer tilly as your slave. Why tilly?? I don't know... I just picked the top guy from the Other Users node at the moment... With him being a slave, there will be less competition around here ;-P

    Okay fine, if you don't like my generous offer, then here is your dream house. It even has a sound system included, which emits sound via the chimney! And look, the house will last for a long time! You're even sitting at the window as an old woman... Just look at those glasses and those nice earings! (I tried to use javascript to open the house in a new tiny window, but found that javascript has been removed! So anyway, no surprise, no moment of anticipation. Here's your house. You can even choose which size!)

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      Gee, and I thought only fish, alligators, and plants grew to fit their habitats... I guess old women do, too!
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by hydo (Monk) on Mar 12, 2002 at 07:32 UTC
    Wow! Congrats kudra and whoever the lucky guy is. I'm out of the loop on who knows who so if it is a fellow monk forgive me. ua on #perl and I will be sure to tip one for you next time we are out.
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by mr_mischief (Monsignor) on Mar 12, 2002 at 19:07 UTC
    I had to answer "gift certificate" because that's as close an answer as I can find to "virtual beer", and there was no "other". Everybody likes a virtual beer, right?
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by DaWolf (Curate) on Mar 13, 2002 at 18:16 UTC
    Hey, Kudra, congratulations.

    May you and your husband be very happy and healthy!

    "All we need is love. tchu tchu tchu" : )

    Er Galvão Abbott
    a.k.a. Lobo, DaWolf
    Webdeveloper
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by ellem (Hermit) on Mar 16, 2002 at 17:22 UTC
    She didn't get ME anything when I got married!
    --
    ellem@optonline.net
    There's more than one way to do it, but only some of them actually work.
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by newrisedesigns (Curate) on Mar 18, 2002 at 13:33 UTC

    The obvious choice is CowboyNeal. He can double as Cowboy and Housekeeper/Slave. :)

    John J Reiser
    newrisedesigns.com
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by gregor42 (Parson) on Mar 18, 2002 at 15:02 UTC
    A nice jewish divorce lawyer...

    Hey you never know.... It doesn't hurt to be prepared.

    Is there a pre-nup to cover the WDF?

    Assuming you do in fact dominate the world, would you have to give up half of it over a simple indiscression? Things to think about... 8-P

    Wait! This isn't a Parachute, this is a Backpack!

      Of course a Cowboy Neal... I mean they are just so cheap and easy to get a hold of. I wouldn't be surprised if she has to get rid of some of them because she gets too many to fit in her car.

      work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over.
Re: kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a
by logan (Curate) on Jan 22, 2003 at 21:31 UTC
    I misread the title. I thought it said "kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her". Seemed like an odd poll to me, but I was sure the discussion would be interesting.

    -Logan
    "What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."

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