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Here's a slave! Or a house...

by mt2k (Hermit)
on Mar 12, 2002 at 04:15 UTC ( #151048=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a

Well, I wish I could buy you that dream house of yours, but the best I can do is to volunteer tilly as your slave. Why tilly?? I don't know... I just picked the top guy from the Other Users node at the moment... With him being a slave, there will be less competition around here ;-P

Okay fine, if you don't like my generous offer, then here is your dream house. It even has a sound system included, which emits sound via the chimney! And look, the house will last for a long time! You're even sitting at the window as an old woman... Just look at those glasses and those nice earings! (I tried to use javascript to open the house in a new tiny window, but found that javascript has been removed! So anyway, no surprise, no moment of anticipation. Here's your house. You can even choose which size!)

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   (Cottage)
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    (House)
          ♪
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   (Mansion)


Comment on Here's a slave! Or a house...
Re: Here's a slave! Or a house...
by mortenal (Novice) on Mar 20, 2002 at 17:34 UTC
    Gee, and I thought only fish, alligators, and plants grew to fit their habitats... I guess old women do, too!

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