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A famous rock'n'roll guitarist.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a programmer or a giant monster, now I'm a grown-up programmer I want to be a giant monster programmer.
- Yes, I reinvent wheels.
- Spam: Visit eurotraQ.
..a lumberjack! (cue music)
Hang on; no, no, that can't be right..
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1 - though without the goofball employer.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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