Re: Aaah, spring (A Very Special Perlmonks Contest)

[VSarkiss]

Act 2, Scene 2, Capulet's orchard.

# Juliet:
# 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
# Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
# What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
# Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
# Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
# What's in a name? that which we call a rose
# By any other name would smell as sweet;
# So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
# Retain that dear perfection which he owes
# Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
# And for that name which is no part of thee
# Take all myself.

$Juliet::enemy = \$Romeo;
$thou = $Romeo, not Montague;

$Montague ?
    @Montague::ISA =
        not (  'hand' || 'foot'
            || 'arm'  || 'face')
            ||  split //, 'a man'
    : O,
        $Romeo::name = *Other;

split //, \*Name?
    *Rose =
        @Universal::ISA{'smell'} : *Other;

if ($Romeo ne \$Romeo)
{
    $Romeo = 'dear perfection'
        or undef $Romeo::title;
}

undef $Romeo::name;

*Romeo = *Juliet;