Rendered by the New Chatterbox XML Ticker Can a shebang be conditional? Don't think so. Windows doesn't even recognize them as far as that goes. [Your Mother], thanks. I had a feeling it would be no. :P [Your Mother], it is a good thing I am no on Windows. s/no/not/; My blasted web host will not put perl 5.22 in /usr/bin/perl, it is in /usr/local/cpanel/3rdparty/bin/perl