On a whim tonight I've created a PerlMonks web store on CafePress complete with especially bland products. Time to fire up Photoshop or the Gimp and get creative. Submit images for a particular product to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
I'll take entries I deem to be of sufficient quality and add them to the store. The meager profits made will be added to the Perl Monks fun. The real fun comes in being able to buy your own PerlMonks thong, or pair of boxers.
The store in its current sad state is available at http://www.cafepress.com/perlmonks;