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My Arse Really Chafes Hillbillies
Sig: 3 lines, 45 words, 3 horizontal rules.
My god man, the post itself was only 5 words!
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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