A religous response
by dragonchild (Archbishop) on Jan 09, 2004 at 15:59 UTC
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$neighbor->body_part('eye')->remove('mote')
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$goddess->isa('live');
$magic->isa('foot');
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Re: A religous one
by PodMaster (Abbot) on Jan 10, 2004 at 08:20 UTC
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unlink 'Jesus';
do { sleep 1 } until rand == 1;
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Re: A religous one
by boo_radley (Parson) on Jan 14, 2004 at 17:15 UTC
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I really don't see why this merited so many down votes. It's moderately clever, and it'll compile to boot. | [reply] [Watch: Dir/Any] |
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I really don't see why this merited so many down votes. It's moderately clever, and it'll compile to boot.
Because, even if you're a believer, it would be better written as open YOUR_HEART ">to_Jesus" since both believers and non-believers die - it's just the former get to go to a nice place if they've been good.
Because I don't like being told that I should die if I don't believe something. I don't tend to respond well to threats - and that's what it read like to me.
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Re: A religous one
by Jenda (Abbot) on Jan 11, 2004 at 18:43 UTC
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That was a fanatical, not a religious one. I thought we are past this. Unlike the Allah preaching folk :-(
P.S.: I'm not a sheep so I'd rather die.
P.P.S.: The "to_" is superfluous there. <code>open YOUR_HEART "> Jesus" ..." would be enough.
Jenda
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Unlike the Allah preaching folk :-(
There are over 1.4 billion (with a 'B') Muslims in the world today, according to Muslim Demographics. The VAST majority of them, just like the vast majority of the 1.9 Billion Christians (according to InfoPlease), are law-abiding, peaceful, tolerant people. Unfortunately, we only hear and see the more radical elements, cause those are the vocal ones. Just cause they shout loudest doesn't mean they are the true representatives of a given group.
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Re: A religous one
by b10m (Vicar) on Jan 14, 2004 at 18:19 UTC
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use Insanity::Mass:Hysteria;
$mass_hysteria = Insanity::Mass::Hysteria->new();
$mass_hysteria->create();
while($age < 33) {
$mass_hysteria->increase();
}
die("on cross");
sleep 259200;
$mass_hysteria->increase()
I have no idea how old Jesus was, but a source told me he reached 33. And yes, it doesn't make sense to put any code after a 'die', but then again, IMHO, so doesn't the whole story ;)
Updated: a lil ...
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