I used to really like playing in the snow, but lately
we've had so little snow around here that I've taken to
spending most of the winter calling people whiners when
they complain about how "cold" it is on rainy days.
("Cold? Whaddaya mean, cold? This is awefully warm
On the rare occasion it actually gets below freezing,
I just go around smiling, making remarks like "Cool!
It finally snowed!"
No, this doesn't tend to make me popular.
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