Chatting about C songs on CB suddenly gave me an idea to write a Perl song... about new Perl releases. I couldn't find better words to complete the first line, any suggestions welcome!
Perl! I love the colorful syntax you have
And the way .....
Ah! I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that sends some rumour through the air
Perl! I love the colorful syntax you bear
And the way you use ne eq cmp to compare...
Ah! I hear the sound of an apocalypse
Larry's getting slashdotted and the server's on a tear
{Refrain}
I'm pickin' up new releases,
It's givin' me the excitations,
I'm pickin' up good releases,
(Ooo, bop-bop, good releases)
It's givin' me the excitations
(Bop-bop, excitations)
(New, new, new, new releases)
I'm pickin' up new releases,
(Ooo, bop-bop, good releases)
It's givin' me the excitation
(Bop-bop, excitations)
(Good, good, good, good releases)
I'm pickin' up new releases
(Ooo, bop-bop, new releases)
It's givin' me the excitations
(Bop-bop, excitations)
Close my eyes; solution's somehow closer now
Untested but I know it must be fine
When -- I read the new Perl release notes
It goes with me to a brand new world
{Refrain}
I don't know where, but Perl sends me there
(Oh, my my love sensation)
(Oh, my my heart elation)
Gotta keep those lovin' new releases a-happenin' with Perl x3
Ohh!
(New, new, new, new releases)
I'm pickin' up new releases
(Ooo, bop-bop, new releases)
It's givin' me the excitation
(Bop-bop, excitations)
(Good, good, good, good releases)
I'm pickin' up good releases
(Ooo, bop-bop, good releases)
Na na-na na-na na-na-na x4
Update: plugged in
zeno's suggestion and completed the lyric.