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Light Bulb Joke
I was tickled by this one, but then I'm a sucker for gratuitous M$ bashing...
Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they just redefine darkness as the new standard.
Use two parentheses: (Like this: :) )
Use one parenthesis: (Like this: :)
Reverse direction of the smiley: (Like this: (: )
Use angle/square brackets instead of parentheses
Use C-style commenting to set the smiley off from the closing parenthesis
Make the smiley a dunce: (:>
I disapprove of emoticons
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