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Re: Re: If perl was a woman...

by Anneq (Vicar)
on Mar 30, 2004 at 12:46 UTC ( #340941=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Re: If perl was a woman...
in thread If perl was a woman...

If Perl were a man:

  • You wouldn't need CPAN. Perl would only "require" beer, food, sex, and sleep.
  • Command line switches would all start with "-Are you in the mood, Honey?"
  • Scripts could use maps but would have help disabled.
  • Hashes would be piped in.
  • Date functions would result in memory leaks.
  • Two different scripts running on the same computer would cause a race condition.
  • Anneq

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