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Re^2: TrAdEz meets with God

by mitd (Curate)
on Oct 23, 2004 at 04:47 UTC ( #401771=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Re: TrAdEz meets with God
in thread TrAdEz meets with God

You have obviously never heard of Mitd's famous formula for Employer paid training, conferences, retreats, parties and beer drinking contests. Well here it is proven inside and outside the lab.

  1. Employer sends Employee to training.
  2. Employee gets answers to questions with no regard to Employers wants or needs.
  3. Employee returns to work full of new knowledge.
  4. Employee finds ways to sneak new knowledge into his daily work creating huge jumps in productivity.
  5. Employer reaps the benifits of his hugly profitable business and hires big name Management Consulting Firm who suggest outsorcing all work to Bangalore.
BTW, Tradez. Ask Tom if it is true that it is Randal that leaves in a pineapple under the sea?

mitd-Made in the Dark
I've always been astonished by the absurd turns
rivers have to make to flow under every bridge.


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