Re^5: When are you moving to India to find a better job?

[Anonymous Monk]

Morally Superior, Inc.
Complaints Dept.
314 Detached From Reality Rd.
Unaccountable, Unrepentant 27182



September 7, 2005

Little People
Attn: This Means You
1234 Everywhere But Here St.
Planet, Earth 98765



Dear Unwashed Masses,

It has come to our attention that you are apparently questioning our judgment on matters of free association. As you are no doubt aware, our (choose one: tribe, race, nation, cabal) is (morally, intellectually, culturally, militarily) superior to yours. Therefore, we have decreed that from now on, voluntary, mutually beneficial transactions will be outlawed. In our high, lofty, esteemed position, it is readily apparent that it is not in our your best interest to engage in these types of exchanges. Trust us, we know what's best for you. Thanks, we knew that our great powers of persuasion would enable even a tiny mind like yours to understand (not that you have a choice in the matter).

Artfully,


(signed)
Your Betters