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Vocal Japh

by liverpole (Monsignor)
on Sep 15, 2005 at 06:26 UTC ( #492125=obfuscated: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

This works with Linux (at least Red Hat), and Windows (with a warning message which you can ignore).  Run it on either system with the command:   perl vocal.pl.

The displayed version does NOT have code tags around it; as it renders very badly (at least in Firefox).  Instead, the code tags version is at the end.

You will need the module LWP::Simple to run this.   Finally, it may not run in Windows, based on the file associations which are setup.  I don't want to spoil the surprise, but if it doesn't do anything on Windows, you may have to read the following spoiler:  

Associate files with extension '.ogg' with a sound-playing program, such as Winamp.
 
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Re: Vocal Japh
by ghenry (Vicar) on Sep 15, 2005 at 09:41 UTC

    This is brilliant, but is it cheating? ;-)

    Walking the road to enlightenment... I found a penguin and a camel on the way.....
    Fancy a yourname@perl.me.uk? Just ask!!!
      Good question ++.

      I guess I'd ask:  "what's your definition of cheating?"

      I'm sure there are a few points -- (and I'm going to be intentionally a little vague here, just so I don't spoil it for users who haven't tried it yet!) -- it isn't "self-contained", it isn't super-difficult to unravel, and it certainly isn't as short as I'd like it.  On the other hand, I like that's it unique, and presents in multiple mediums, of which only the first (the ascii-art) is immediately apparent.  I'm hoping its strengths outweigh its drawbacks.

      So I confess you have a valid point.  But I hope you liked it anyway! :)

Re: Vocal Japh
by sh1tn (Priest) on Sep 16, 2005 at 00:02 UTC
    Brilliant++
    play 119.101.98.112.97.103.101.115.46.99.104.97.114.116.101.114.46.110 +.101.116.47.106.121.110.111.114.116.111.110.47.115.46.111.103.103 #if I am right ?


Re: Vocal Japh
by esskar (Deacon) on Sep 16, 2005 at 06:35 UTC
    !!!awesome!!!
Re: Vocal Japh
by muba (Priest) on Sep 18, 2005 at 18:59 UTC
    Wow, awesome!
    I can't believe you really made my computer SAY 'Just another perl hacker', even though it was a rather childish voice.
    I'm stunned!




    "2b"||!"2b";$$_="the question"
    Besides that, my code is untested unless stated otherwise.

    magnum unum bovem audivisti
      Thanks!

      ... even though it was a rather childish voice

      Well, she is only 5!  (She's the girl in the ascii-art picture, too).

        She is your daughter, or what?
        Does she know what 'just another perl hacker' means, then? :P




        "2b"||!"2b";$$_="the question"
        Besides that, my code is untested unless stated otherwise.

        magnum unum bovem audivisti
Re: Vocal Japh
by sk (Curate) on Sep 19, 2005 at 04:07 UTC

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