Brothers and Sisters all. I have gone on a quest of my own devising. I have
plunged into the _DEEPEST_ catacombs of the Monastery. I have been where few
monks have been or even knew existed. I have seen things that chilled my
bones. I have uncovered a DARK SECRET
about the Monastery that will cause
you perhaps to weep when you read it. I wondered what sorts of mysteries lay at
the lowest nodes. I wanted to see what nodes were the first ones to be created,
who created them, and what they said. So I systematically requested to see in
order nodes zero through 128. 128 was a nice power of two and a good stopping
point, though I doubt I've made much of a dent in uncovering the truth beneath the
Monastery's foundations. I list them here in order for your viewing
pleasure. Hopefully my friends, I will not be expelled for such a brash act of
searching as I have done here this eventide. May you read this in good health,
and indeed, may you read this and let it not be censored.
0: The Monsatery Gates
Not even one node in and we're presented with an interesting
connundrum. This is not the node that we come to when we first come to
the site. If you click the login button it says that the last node is
131. So what is the purpose of this node zero that is pretending to be the
main gates? Is it vestigial? Does it have unstable code?
- 1-17: Forbidden (to Wombat)
- 18: Form Container by gods
Is a few lines of code which look like the forms used here. The submit value
of "sexisgood" is passed as the checking parameter, perhaps to shore up some
exploits. The "sexisgood" submit name parameter is used for adding keywords to
nodes. ("sexisgreat" is used for submitting votes) I speculate that some sort
of shtml thing is going on when building the pages dynamically and this thing is
called in a function to assemble the framework for the nodes. This node also
referes to a general container found at node 19.
- 19: General Container by gods
The genral container here seems to work in automatically setting the theme if
monks have it set other than the default. It claims to be a child of the
monktainer in node 492.
- 20: nodelet container by root
This seems to be the code for automatically building the nodelets on
the right side of the screen. My studies later revealed that nodes are in
fact built dynamically using other nodes as the template rather than
having code hardwired into the instance of the engine, or in config files
on the server.
- 21: nodeletshadow container by gods
How many of you notice the very slight ring around the nodelets that's the
same color as the shaded pars in a thread? (ie title, date, replies and
poster.) I didn't until now. :-)
- 22: stdcontainer by gods
This seems to hold the header and footer of the page. It does the opening
and closing tags, including basichead and userbody in the code. Both of
these lead to forbidden nodes.
- 23: Everything 2 idea list by gods
Truly one of the priceless gems that the Monastery houses. Cogitations
and murmurings about the Everything 2 engine back in the beforetime, Oct
4th 1999. Oh the things that happened that day. All these fundamental
nodes were posted. The site came to be, and all this nifty stuff
happened. Do you remember where you were when they shot Kennedy? How
about on Oct 4th 1999?
This node is fascinating. The author talks about a rudimentary genetic
algorithm to have links evolve and keep only the most relevant ones
around. It talks about the initial form of the chatterbox, and the msg
system. The author dismisses it as "Too much right now" and says it's
"just a thought".
Now one interesting thing I saw was a note at the bottom in the section
talking about htmlcode, where it says "Restrict dupes default on." If it
defaults to on then why do sometimes have the problem of newbies posting
multiple times?! If it is turned off then what happened to make it turn
- 24: Everything 2 TODO list by root
A todo list relating to the Everything 2 site. I don't visit Everything
2, though I have an account there, so this isn't very meaningful to me
aside from its novelty. It's still a nifty little item.
- 25-82: Forbidden
- 83: Noisy Sunset by gods
A very nice image of something exploding, in a myriad of warm colors. It's quite
a work of art. Nice use of filters and plugins. There is a caption at the bottom
that says "hi mom. I like this!"
- 84: htmlvars nodegroup
A key point in the quest. At this node, we discovere the archtypes for all other
nodes, including "The Default Node" which claims to be the source of all new
nodes. We find the archtype for permission denied messages at 2294. Search
results at 864, and search results when duplicates were found at 102. This also
shows some of the classifications that are in use here. In parens after each node
is a description of what it is. The first four are labeled (superdoc) while Guest
User is a user, and node_locked at 100 is a "restricted_supernode" going there
gets a permission denied message. One can only imagine what treasures lurk back
It also pains me to say that I found taint in the Monastery. At the bottom of the
htmlvars nodegroup is a link to "launch editor." It is written in
dead away:: I'm sorry, but this is what it is. It's my duty as a burrower to
report this to you. Clicking on the launch editor button brought up another
window which had the aforementioned superdocs in it with four buttons. Delete,
up, down, and view. Just in case anything could have been destroyed by my
meddling, I only pressed the view button, and found that it was essentially the
same as clicking on the link. I did not dare push the up, down or delete
buttons. I am certain that measures are in place to prevent accidental
- 84-95: Forbidden
- 96: All nodelets by root
This node is somewhat helpful. It reveals what some of the forbidden nodes are
called. 95 is called "Admin nodelet" 87 is "CGI::param". 93 is "server
statistics" which I for one would love to see made public. 96 is "other
users" presumably code for showing who else is logged in. 90 is "Node
statistics" This is probably like the "most visited nodes" but with a LOT more
it's functionally identical to the first one.
- 97: Default nodeltes by gods
This has stuff we're all familiar with. The XP nodelet, chatterbox, other users,
sections, information, your input, leftovers, and the voting booth. All of these
links are forbidden so they're probably the protoypical archtypes again. The
- 98: System nodelets by gods
Very similar to Node 96. ALl of the node links are here except for "Node
statistics" As in all cases, the editor is here.
- 101: Create a new user.
We've all been through this one.
- 102: Duplicates found
Supernode for the duplicate search results. From back in the teen range of
- 103-105: Missing. Nothing here.
- 106: The Default Node
From which all other nodes are formed. ::Bows head in silence::
- 107: The Everything Tour
In their own words, vroom (presumably) gives an overview of the Everything
system. Things mentioned are the Gigantic Node Lister, superdoc, the superdoc
display page and the superdoc edit page. (All forbidden). I will not repeat what the
node said, because it is long and I don't want to. However I caputured it, just in
case it "Disappears" after I post this.
- 108: Missing.
- 109: Login screen.
It has my name on it! :-)
- 110: User variables:
All the different things that make you you. These are just lines of test with
interesting names like fp_poem_off. timezone=-8, codewrapoff, group, and 9488. I
suspect that these are my own variables displayed, because a lot of the
information fits me personally. 9488 is the Worst Nodes, which I have in my
- 111: Guest User: by vroom
A user created on 10/4/99. Again the date! 10/4/99 This ties in with the Bavarians, I just know it. Fnord!
- 112: Missing.
- 113: root by root
Root is a mere acolyte? Pshaw! Has 33 writeups to his name. Root's last writeup
was on Dec 22, 1999.
- 114: gods by root
Thus proving that root is still higher than a god. This is what happens when you
click on gods. Presumably if we bribe these people enough, they'll reveal to us
the secrets of the forbidden nodes.
- 115-123: Forbidden
- 124: Everything 2 Idea List. by gods
Very much like 23
- 125: Everything 2 Todo List. by root
Very much like 24
- 126: Noisy Sunset by gods
It was pretty the first time, and it's pretty again. :-) Why are these nodes
- 127: The Idea list (again)
- 128: The Todo list (again)
Edit: Closed some <b> tags. larsen