err, i find this one post of mine to be relevant, too :) ...
Indeed! Usually I'm not terribly keen on Perl poetry, but I like your poem.
Now one thing i have to say about drugs is that they are supposed to be recreational only ...
Actually this thread despite being partly OT received a great deal of attention, mostly on a joking tone. Now, Wikipedia has a two whole sections containing lists of songs about drugs and driking respectively: about time to add perlish content?
Cigarettes, Whiskey and
Wild::Wild::Women->("They'll drive you crazy",
"they'll drive you insane");