brrrt brrrt brrrt brrrt brrrt brrrt click "Hello. This is Maclir's refrigerator speaking. I am not a proper answering machine, but if you speak really slowly, I will write your message down and stick it to myself with one of those cute little magnets. I have the pen in my hand now . . ."
"Hi. This is McD's microwave - his answering machine ran off
with the 'fridge this morning. Um, if you want to leave a message,
wait for the beep. Oh, and hey, if you need anything heated up, just
hold it up to the earpiece."