Re: Were it not a monastery, my favourite metaphor for PerlMonks would have been:

[Aim9b]

in reply to Were it not a monastery, my favourite metaphor for PerlMonks would have been:

I would have liked the Perl Station with Engineers & Boxcar riding hobos, etc.,
but I think The Perl Haus Pub would be a great motif too.

[clinton]

If it were the Perl Station, who would be the Fat Controller?

[blazar]

I'm relatively young, but aren't paco and CowboyNeal the default answer to all such questions?

my $answer = <paco CowboyNeal>.pick;

[Gavin]

Perhaps this Monk DiBona would make a good Fat Controller he has the right connections and the magnitude!