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OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks

by Anonymous Monk
on Jan 11, 2008 at 13:55 UTC ( #661874=monkdiscuss: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

The Coup d'état happened roughly 1.5 years ago. Beware of fake users who are only here to record your personal info, and to root out political dissenters.

Beware of:

  • jdporter
  • Corion
  • Petruchio
  • tye
  • ysth
  • DigitalKitty (their straw man)
  • castaway
and of course:

Intrepid! (and surely there are more by now, probably mostly sock puppets to raise dissent and record those who agree)

You have been warned. Use this site only for information and reference about Perl. Avoid these users like the plague, for they are working to bring about the total enslavement of the world.

Comment on OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by Anonymous Monk on Jan 11, 2008 at 14:08 UTC
    Mutant sayeth "Delete.. unintelligble.. if it's a joke, I'm not laughing"

    Oh ... this is NO joke, Mutant. As you already know.

    Lucifer is not and never will be God!

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      There was a coup and I missed it agian!!! Man, I never get invited to the fun stuff.

      P.S. if you are going to quote someones 'consideration' please note it as such, took me forever to figure out where mutant said that


      ___________
      Eric Hodges
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        P.S. if you are going to quote someones 'consideration' please note it as such, took me forever to figure out where mutant said that

        How inconsiderate of him!

        The cake is a lie.
        The cake is a lie.
        The cake is a lie.

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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by Fletch (Chancellor) on Jan 11, 2008 at 14:09 UTC

    AND THEY'RE USING CSS TO HIDE THE FNORDS AND STEAL OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDZ! ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!11!!one!!elevensies!

    The cake is a lie.
    The cake is a lie.
    The cake is a lie.

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      The OP may be a bit -- tin foil hat time -- but I do agree that something sinister has been brewing here from some time. All these secret groups behind the backs of most of the monks here.

      Anyways -- I agree about anonymity. It is very unwise to post pictures of yourself and even talk about yourself, if nothing more than preventing identity theft.

      DOWN WITH THE MAN! :)
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        The OP may be a bit -- tin foil hat time -- but I do agree that something sinister has been brewing here from some time. All these secret groups behind the backs of most of the monks here.

        Oh my goodness... then I do most humbly request to be added to the list of those to beware, as I belong to quite a number of "secret groups". (Breathers of Fire! Now that's got to be the most sinister of all!)

        HTH,

        planetscape
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        All these secret groups behind the backs of most of the monks here.

        Oh, no! We're not going to have a Wikipedia moment here, are we?!? I know! Maybe there's a top secret mailing list where a small clique of Monks discuss what nodes to Consider, downvote, etc!!! Oh what tragedy fate brings us!! PerlMonks, how we loved thee so!! =:-)

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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by blue_cowdawg (Prior) on Jan 11, 2008 at 16:25 UTC

    Sounds to me like someone has missed their meds for a while....

    blue_cowdawg hides his secret decoder ring....

    Peter L. Berghold -- Unix Professional
    Peter -at- Berghold -dot- Net; AOL IM redcowdawg Yahoo IM: blue_cowdawg
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by shmem (Canon) on Jan 11, 2008 at 16:45 UTC
    Dead on. I'm Rockefeller and they're working for me, got that? For me! And they don't get paid *).

    No news and no secret.

    *) but maybe with worthless green papers..

    --shmem 

    _($_=" "x(1<<5)."?\n".q·/)Oo.  G°\        /
                              /\_¯/(q    /
----------------------------  \__(m.====·.(_("always off the crowd"))."·
");sub _{s./.($e="'Itrs `mnsgdq Gdbj O`qkdq")=~y/"-y/#-z/;$e.e && print}
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      No Horse, No Wife, No Mustache.

      It was Adam Weishaupt!

      Ewige Blumenkraft.
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by DrFish (Initiate) on Jan 11, 2008 at 17:16 UTC
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by CountZero (Chancellor) on Jan 11, 2008 at 22:12 UTC
    This must be the earliest April Fools joke ever.

    CountZero

    A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity." - The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James

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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by hangon (Deacon) on Jan 11, 2008 at 22:30 UTC

    I founded the Illuminati.

    The ghost of Rockefeller is my puppet.

    Mwah Ha Ha Ha
    Mwaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Conspiracies, suspicion, mistrust and dissent. All is going according to plan. No one can stop me now.

    Mwaaah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Soon the world will be all mine!

    sincerely,
    Dr. Evil

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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by demerphq (Chancellor) on Jan 11, 2008 at 22:31 UTC

    Sniff? What about me? Arent i part of the illuminati anymore? Shouldnt you hate me too?

    ---
    $world=~s/war/peace/g

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      You're part of the conspiracy behind the conspiracy, obviously. But no doubt you already knew that. Unless you erased your mind ... again.

      For a troll thread, this is pretty entertaining.

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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by swampyankee (Parson) on Jan 12, 2008 at 01:16 UTC

    Sock puppets? I've always wanted a sock puppet.

    Incidentally, the Illuminati among the Monks are able to trace your location. The Node Reaper also reaps those who reveal the Illum…

    emc

    Information about American English usage here and here.

    Any Northeastern US area jobs? I'm currently unemployed.

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      You really want a sock puppet? Don't you realize where your hand goes.. ;)

      Revolution. Today, 3 O'Clock. Meet behind the monkey bars.

      I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

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        Can't talk...the Node Reaper is after me.

        emc

        Information about American English usage here and here.

        Any Northeastern US area jobs? I'm currently unemployed.

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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by pfaut (Priest) on Jan 13, 2008 at 15:00 UTC

    So that's where all my socks went. And all this time I was suspecting the dryer.

    90% of every Perl application is already written. ⇒
    dragonchild
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      These guys wanted for questioning...

      /uploaded that over a year ago
      //can't believe MTV hasn't kicked in my door...
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by Anonymous Monk on Jan 15, 2008 at 23:53 UTC
    Another Ron Paul voter! Right on man!
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by starbolin (Hermit) on Jan 18, 2008 at 06:40 UTC

    I just knew something was going on around here; my donuts have been missing. And all that Latin they're always whispering. Thank you for uncovering the conspirators. Now I can keep an eye on them with my Evil-Genius Tachyon Field Projector(TM).


    s//----->\t/;$~="JAPH";s//\r<$~~/;{s|~$~-|-~$~|||s |-$~~|$~~-|||s,<$~~,<~$~,,s,~$~>,$~~>,, $|=1,select$,,$,,$,,1e-1;print;redo}
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[d/l]
Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by apl (Monsignor) on Jan 18, 2008 at 18:44 UTC
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      Scratches head

      That link doesn't work anymore. *yawns*, all fear the stone masons who hate being filmed, er... obey the copyright laws.

      Munches on PB&J sammich

      Yeah, I have seen the Fnords

      *chokes on PB&J sammich*
      .
      .
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        If they could keep the Martians under wraps, and Atlantis off the maps, removing a Simpsons song would be trivial...
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by samizdat (Vicar) on Jan 21, 2008 at 18:08 UTC
    Too much fun... I can't stand it.

    Besides, anony-mush missed castaway's evil twin, im2.

    D o n   W i l d e
    "There's more than one level to any answer."
    this .sig edited to disrupt identity theft
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by Kevin_Raymer on Feb 02, 2008 at 14:37 UTC
    Most of the intellectuals in my hometown have been well aware of this conspiracy for a long time. I find it totally believable that said usera are conspiring to eventually rule the world via an autonomous world government, which would replace sovereign states and other checks and balances in world power struggles.

    In the new world order, many significant occurrences are caused by a powerful secret group. Historical and current events are seen as steps in an on-going plot to rule the world primarily through a combination of political finance, social engineering, mind control, and fear-based propaganda.

    I have been hanging out mostly on the Perl 6 message boards these days although it is very hard to get someone who is actually working on Perl 6 to write me back. They may have seen my code and think that with 24 years (going on 25) of experience I may want to re-write a lot of the hacks.

    KR out

    VOTE FOR HUCKABEE!!!!
    print "priase the lord/+*\n".
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      24 years (going on 25) of experience I may want to re-write a lot of the hacks

      and update your home node to reflect it.
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