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I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...

by tye (Cardinal)
on Feb 10, 2008 at 06:13 UTC ( #667233=poll: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

vote on I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...

This stupid St. Valentine's week poll
[bar] 122/35%
An embarrassing rash
[bar] 43/12%
An appointment at the free clinic
[bar] 20/6%
A presciption for antibiotics
[bar] 10/3%
A counceling session
[bar] 22/6%
Grounded
[bar] 8/2%
Suspended
[bar] 5/1%
More addicted
[bar] 58/17%
All of the above
[bar] 61/17%
349 total votes
Comment on I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by kyle (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2008 at 06:21 UTC

    ...an XP quip. (You are a unique flower.)

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by McDarren (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2008 at 07:21 UTC
    A spelling mistake.

    s/counceling/counseling/ || s/counceling/counselling

    ;)

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by poolpi (Hermit) on Feb 10, 2008 at 09:12 UTC

    a cute allergy to the other interpreted languages :0)


    PooLpi

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by syphilis (Canon) on Feb 10, 2008 at 09:27 UTC
    Never be embarrassed about a rash.

    Cheers,
    Rob

      Only a monk a with a nick like yours could make such a statement with no further justification required :)

      • another intruder with the mooring in the heart of the Perl

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by bradcathey (Prior) on Feb 10, 2008 at 13:22 UTC

    ...an addiction to pipe smoking.

    —Brad
    "The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men." George Eliot
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by zentara (Archbishop) on Feb 10, 2008 at 18:18 UTC
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Hercynium (Hermit) on Feb 11, 2008 at 04:19 UTC
    ...this bizarre desire to grow a handle-bar moustache?

    //Ladies, the line for kisses forms to the left :{)
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by wolfger (Deacon) on Feb 11, 2008 at 13:21 UTC
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by memnoch (Scribe) on Feb 11, 2008 at 15:56 UTC

    Down-voted :(

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by technojosh (Priest) on Feb 11, 2008 at 16:12 UTC
    Yeah, I don't know, it seemed like everything was going fine, and then the next day...BAM! You're stuck in the clinic and PerlMonks won't even return a call...
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by moritz (Cardinal) on Feb 11, 2008 at 16:33 UTC
    .. this lousy T-shirt.
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by andreas1234567 (Vicar) on Feb 12, 2008 at 06:42 UTC
    Server Error (Error ID 9372919b58026)
    --
    Andreas
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by apl (Monsignor) on Feb 12, 2008 at 20:45 UTC
    I pledged my undying love 32 years ago. Sorry PerlMonks...
      *cough* mistress *cough*

      (Just kidding of course. Congrats on being together so long!!)

      Update: Disclaimer: Not responsible for diet coke spray damage to monitors! :-)

      All you got was a roll in the matrices...

      Don Wilde
      "There's more than one level to any answer."
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Anonymous Monk on Feb 13, 2008 at 04:29 UTC
    Priapism
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by stonecolddevin (Vicar) on Feb 14, 2008 at 00:19 UTC

    this itchy rash and "Roger Moore's" tattoo'd across my chest...

    meh.
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by -arc- (Monk) on Feb 14, 2008 at 08:13 UTC
    A habit

      We have nun

      - tye        

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Anonymous Monk on Feb 14, 2008 at 17:36 UTC
    ... stabbed in the back by tye himself.
        Whatever role he is playing (God, dictator, supreme ruler), he should be limited to the amount of time he can keep that title. Someone else should be elected to that position after so many years have passed.
      tye likes to pretend that he is God around here.
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Herkum (Parson) on Feb 14, 2008 at 23:02 UTC

    'Someone stole my license plate off my car'... (true story)!

    How is that for love for fellow man? :(

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by johndageek (Hermit) on Feb 15, 2008 at 20:11 UTC
    A deep friar?

    Enjoy!
    Dageek

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by DrHyde (Prior) on Feb 19, 2008 at 10:28 UTC
    St Valentine's week? Jesus H. Java-Using Christ, it was annoying enough when it was just a day!
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by doob (Pilgrim) on Feb 20, 2008 at 18:40 UTC
    ...a barely noticeable lack of girlfriend

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