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Another key to success:existence.
(I know, I know. By Xmas. Sooner if I'd get off my fat lazy ass and help! (Or would it?))
Bought a souvenir
Emailed all my friends about it
Got blowed up
Hit him right dead in the jaw
Made it awkward
Took a selfie
Want to go home
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