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Another key to success:existence.
(I know, I know. By Xmas. Sooner if I'd get off my fat lazy ass and help! (Or would it?))
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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