in reply to How many Perl programmers are there?
More than you think, less than there should be.
Stop saying 'script'. Stop saying 'line-noise'.We have nothing to lose but our metaphors.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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