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PerlMonks site is slow
It's programmed in Perl, what do you expect?
They should have used a compiled language! :P
And you didn't even know bears could type.
"It's programmed in Perl, what do you expect?"
Only you could get away with a crack like that!
Use subroutines for code reuse
Master regular expressions
Write my GUIs with Perl
Abandon CGI in favor of some modern web framework
Put my code in modules
Create CPAN distributions
test and document my code as I write it
Write OOP with or without animal help
Finally switch to a modern Perl style
Create a killer application with Perl
Detoxify from Perl and PerlMonks
Choose another language because Perl is dead
Learn to program for mobile devices
Complete my secret world domination project
None, because the road to hell is paved with good intentions
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