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PerlMonks site is slow
It's programmed in Perl, what do you expect?
They should have used a compiled language! :P
And you didn't even know bears could type.
"It's programmed in Perl, what do you expect?"
Only you could get away with a crack like that!
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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