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A Perl Haiku

by Anonymous Monk
on Apr 14, 2000 at 05:41 UTC ( #7580=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

I @m n00 to Perl... But I h@v3 br@inz and R@D $k1LLz!.... S00n I w1ll 0wn j00!!

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RE: A Perl Haiku
by Anonymous Monk on Apr 14, 2000 at 06:56 UTC

    Well, it *is* 5-7-5....

    Oh, for the ability to vote on Anonymous Monk postings!

    Even better, the ability to delete the empty ones!

RE: A Perl Haiku
by chromatic (Archbishop) on Apr 14, 2000 at 23:12 UTC
    Uh oh:
    (Do you need to predeclare I?) syntax error at - line 1, near "I @m " Bareword found where operator expected at - line 1, near "@m n00" (Missing operator before n00?) Array found where operator expected at - line 2, at end of line Bareword found where operator expected at - line 2, near "@v3 br" (Missing operator before br?) Array found where operator expected at - line 2, at end of line Array found where operator expected at - line 2, at end of line (Missing operator before ?) Scalar found where operator expected at - line 2, at end of line (Missing operator before ?
    I didn't try with -w or use strict. *shudder*
      %perl -w lame.pl
      Array found where operator expected at lame.pl line 1, near "I @m"
              (Do you need to predeclare I?)
      syntax error at pp.pl line 1, near "I @m"
      Bare word found where operator expected at lame.pl line 1, near "@m n00"
              (Missing operator before n00?)
      Unquoted string "h" may clash with future reserved word at lame.pl line 2.
      Array found where operator expected at lame.pl line 2, near "h@v3"
      Bare word found where operator expected at lame.pl line 2, near "@v3 br"
              (Missing operator before br?)
      Unquoted string "br" may clash with future reserved word at lame.pl line 2.
      Array found where operator expected at lame.pl line 2, near "br@inz"
      Array found where operator expected at lame.pl line 2, near "R@D"
      Scalar found where operator expected at lame.pl line 2, near "@D $k1LLz"
              (Missing operator before  $k1LLz?)
      Number found where operator expected at lame.pl line 3, near "w1ll 0"
              (Do you need to predeclare w1ll?)
      Bare word found where operator expected at lame.pl line 3, near "0wn"
              (Missing operator before wn?)
      Execution of lame.pl aborted due to compilation errors.
      Yes, it's clear that the anonymous monk above will go far. As to just where he || she might be going, ....? -S
RE: A Perl Haiku
by GridMonk (Acolyte) on May 10, 2000 at 07:19 UTC
    'leet-speak is passe`,
    and script-kiddish, as some say.
    LART is on the way...

    A monk asked his teacher,
    "What did old Masters attain when they entered the ultimate stage?"
    "They were like burglars sneaking into a vacant house," the teacher replied.

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