I don't suggest Polls because:
in reply to poll ideas quest 2011
- I program; who has the time?
- I have a life; who has the time?
- I'm looking for work; who has the time?
- I drink, therefore I am.
- Too busy learning Python.
- Too busy learning Perl 6.
- Every original poll has already been suggested!
- Perl Monks shouldn't be so frivolous as to have polls.
- My poll suggesting soul has been crushed by the weight of repeated rejection.
- I can suggest a poll?
- What's a Poll?
Revised: My thanks and regrets to mikeraz for his crushed soul...