I'm posting my first set of *updates for the Anonymous Monk Proposal. The updates will be ongoing for the next few days so you can check back here or PM me. These ongoing revisions can be found here: http://luisroca.com/PerlMonks/Anon_Monk_rv.html
Thanks again to everyone who posted and messaged me their feedback. A few of you also helped me figure out a number of the initial problems — the help is greatly appreciated.
* I realize it can be considered bad form to reply to your own post so I'll only do this once. Apologies.
Any updates I make will be made on the original post only so as not to clutter the thread.
"...the adversities born of well-placed thoughts should be considered mercies rather than misfortunes." — Don Quixote