in reply to If the universe was more like Perl, I would...
my $Parser = Thoughts2Text->new($Larry_et_al)
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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