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poll ideas quest 2011
The most drunk I've ever been:
As the daughter of an abusive alcoholic, I find this terribly unfunny.
What do people choose that don't drink at all?
I've felt "drunk" from love a few times, does that count too?
Love based drunkenness would probably confuse the issue, though the poll is about the degree of drunkenness rather than the source of it.
The moon would crash into the Earth
The moon would breakup at the Roche limit
The wire would turn the Earth into a giant electromagnet
The Earth would turn into a giant yo-yo.
The moon would orbit every ~24 hours, significantly changing the lunar calendar
The centripetal force would rip out the Earth's core
All man-made satellites would be destroyed, causing great havoc
Moon landings would become significantly easier
The rope or wire would break, no matter how strong it was
The Vulcans would show up for First Contact causing yet another revision to the timeline
The Galactic Police would snip the rope and put the Earth on probation
Some idiot would get terrible, terrible, rope burn
We finally get those golf balls back
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