in reply to defined ? to be : not
print 'Romeo ' . (($input // 'magic') eq 'to be' ? 'is' : 'is not') .
print 'Romeo is' . (($input // 'magic') ne 'to be' ? ' not' : '') . "\
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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