http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=583697


in reply to My favorite food for feasting:

dead cow parts are always a valid choice!
(i guess, if my vegan friends ever read this, they are definitely serving dead parts of me during their next feast...)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*women.pm

Replies are listed 'Best First'.
Re^2: My favorite food for feasting:
by Anonymous Monk on Nov 13, 2006 at 13:45 UTC
    i guess, if my vegan friends ever read this, they are definitely serving dead parts of me during their next feast...

    So, what are you then, that your veggie friends may serve you? A fruitcake?

    I'm a vegetarian canibal. I only eat non-meat eaters.

      ew, no! i said they'd serve me, not eat me! ;)

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      *women.pm
        We'll all get served someday...
        ... When radishes and corn you munch, You may be having me for lunch And then excrete me with a grin, Chortling, "There goes Lee again." ...
        "In Dead Earnest" - Lee Hays