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Simple JAPH
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by hookbot
on Aug 09, 2014 at 14:38

    I removed most of the cruft from my first JAPH so it's much cleaner to follow:

    $,=pack H84,D73.D0086e.BF4A25 .C80.C25.Ca.C028863.Ae5c8;sub s{@_?print:f &s((\w)(\w+)(\W) \3*)($1\L$2 )gx}& ##; s if@_=##; s()## & ##; s() ## & & ##; {pack u,$,}e&# s()## & & ##; s() ## & ##;

    You can't shoot yourself in the foot with this one even though the code still looks like a gun. (For security reasons, I won't show the original "James Bond" JAPH since it's too scary.)

synopsis=>warn
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by Grimy
on Jul 14, 2014 at 15:48
    While dusting off my files on an old XP box, I stumbled upon a JAPH I wrote a few years ago, but never shared. After trying to puzzle it out for nearly an hour, I reluctantly broke out perl -d, which gave me the solution—as well as the insight that my former self is a sly bastard. Here is the JAPH:
    @ARGV = ${$-=$.}, s<#<>q#>#q<<>> #exegesis=>print, hacker=>unless $/=q=echo q/Just another Perl /| $/=!~40.46.42.41#apocalypse=>die
    This code needs to be stored in a file to work. Tested on Strawberry Perl 5.12 (WinXP) and Perl 5.20 (Arch Linux). Strictures and warnings will give some clues.
First JAPH
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by Feland
on Jun 17, 2014 at 10:32

    This is my (oh !!) first JAPH. I'm a little newbie at this place, but I hope that is not too bad :) Please, comment !

    &p(qw(Ju));$x= $/;$|=$$;$,=$/;$\=$!; sub T{eval$_[0]};sub su{T q%sel%.q +ect *a,* a,*+.'a, .06';}sub p{T(q;p;. q 5ri5.q qntq)for @_}map{p ('u');& su;}(1.. 17);sub s{+$_[0] };&s(&su );$a='rl' ;$\=$x;&s(&p("st"));$\=$!;&s (&su);sub r($;){+p($_[0] )};p(q-A-);sub z{$\=$/?$;: $,;$,=$;;su();map{&s(p('a'));& s(su);}@_};z((1..7));$,=$x;$\=$, ;$"=$\;$,=$/; $_=q!!;s;;;; p(q qnoq.q rthe\rr);$\ =$/?$;:$,;$ ,=$;;;;su(); r "P";map{r "e";&s||&su; }(1..42);$\ =$;;&s(p($a) );T(T(su())); r $/;r "H";$\ =$/?$;:$,;$/=$,;z(1..12);$,=$\;$\ =$/;$a=~s/(.)l//;p(q tcket.$1 );&s(p($"));$e='Felicien'; #MYFIRSTJAPH
use warnings qw( japh );
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by tobyink
on Jun 06, 2014 at 18:33
    use strict; use warnings; use overload; my %D; sub quux { +undef }; su +b quuuux { goto \&overload::constant } sub quuux { my $x = close STDIN; +# overload::constant J => sub { 1 }; print quux; *quux = sub { "Hello" } +; $x="William".tell STDIN and select($x+=1,undef,undef,0.1);%D=(q=>quux( +) ,$x);$x=''.!!delete $D{$x};telldir(\*STDIN)or quuuux%D;%D=bless({},$x) +; printf STDIN "%d",$x;last}sub quuuuux{quuux for 1;rewinddir$_ or liste +n ($_,1)for\*STDIN;my$z=\(quux);substr($z,0,1)=quuuux integer=>$$z;quuuu +x pack("C",-1)&"\x4B",sub{42};last}quuuuux for 1;%D = {};use Carp;carp", +"
    use Moops; class Cow :rw { has name => (default => 'Ermintrude') }; say Cow->new->name
My first JAPH
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by Zarabozo
on Jun 06, 2014 at 07:13

    This is my first JAPH. I'm very passionate about Perl and I thought I had to make at least one in my life. It's probably not a very good one and will seem very rookie for many - but then again, it's my first one and it's a start for me. :-)

    BEGIN{*{0}=sub{print@ _};*{1}=sub{& #@_=__; 0 # print ord sqrt(e) (chr 32)};my$v=chr 97 ;* #$%&&oo11||s/\e\// {'::'.++$v}=do{my$ #? v=$ #v?a:b?v:a?:v:a?c v;sub{&0($v)};}until$ ::{v};}($_=q;kvtu1bop uifs1qfsm1ibdlfs;)=~s /(.)/&$1/xeg;eval for $ # while(1){::{___}} _ =~ /.{2}/g;__END__;
Fork Sort
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by BenGoldberg
on May 31, 2014 at 17:35
    Put the following in a file,
    defined(my $v = <>) or exit; my ($c,@c) = 1; open($_, "|-", "$^X $0") for @c[0,1]; $_ eq $v ? ++$c : print { $c[ $_ lt $v ] } $_ while <>; pop @c; print $v x $c;
    , and run it with an unsorted text file either on stdin, or as a command line argument. The output will be sorted.
I love Perl to bits
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by FloydATC
on May 09, 2014 at 08:58
    #!/usr/bin/perl use strict; use warnings; my$pq=$[;my$qp=!$_;$"='@';for$/(split//,".,., ,,..,,,, .....,, '.,,, .,.,., .,.,, '.,..,,,, ...., ,.,,...,. ,,, ...,.,, ',.,,, .,.,.., ..,,, '.,,..,., .,'...,,, '..,,,, .,...,, .,,'...., ..,..,., ., '..., '.,,, ',,,., .',,,,*"){print$/eq'.'?foo(!$pq):($/eq'\''?bar(!$"):($/eq ','?baz(!$qp):$"));}sub foo{$pq+=$qp+sqrt($=+4);$pq%=($=+4)/2**3;$!; }sub bar{$qp*=-1;$!;}sub baz{my@s=split//,unpack'b8',$";$s[$pq]=1-$s[ $pq];$"=pack'b8',join'',@s;$pq+=$qp;$pq%=$=/7.5;$!;}
    -- FloydATC

    Time flies when you don't know what you're doing

Stumbled upon Inline::C
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by sealingcat
on May 02, 2014 at 01:45
    I recently discovered that OSX 10.7+ with Xcode has Perl configured with Inline::C. To celebrate I wrote this.
    #!/usr/bin/perl use Inline C=>q{const r[]={451418730,74<<24,544502645,1953459809, 544367976,1819436368,1667328032,745694571,1086337290,193204112,53 <<25,1342484481,3296952525,828293904,1523056639,1208,3271888642}; int g(){((int(*)())r)();}};g
    This isn't really all that obfuscated. (Un)Fortunately it only runs on OSX 10.7+ with Xcode (x86 or amd64).
BIDI JAPH
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by BenGoldberg
on Apr 18, 2014 at 22:51
    binmode STDOUT, ":utf8"; my @o = ("\x{202d}", "\x{202e}"); print "$o[--$|]$_" for split //, 'J,ursetk cAanHo tIhDeIrB /Pler';

    The actual output will be:

    J‮,‭u‮r‭s‮e‭t‮k‭ ‮c‭A‮a‭n‮H‭o‮ ‭t‮I‭h‮D‭e‮I‭r‮B‭ ‮/‭P‮l‭e‮r

    If your terminal has proper unicode bidi support, it should look the same as:

    Just Another Perl/BIDI Hacker,

Is there a non-empty error quine in perl?
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by ambrus
on Mar 08, 2014 at 19:59

    Can you give a non-empty error quine for perl? By an error quine, I mean a perl script that, when ran perl, prints exactly the same bytes to its standard error as its source code and nothing on its stdout. The printout shall be an error message coming from the perl core (or maybe a core module), not eg. something explicitly printed with a die or print statement in the source code. The program shall be ran by redirecting it to the stdin of perl, invoked without any switches.

    If there is such an error quine, please give one, preferably an elegant one which doesn't seem like cheating. Please tell what version of perl the script works with.

    As an example that doesn't work, take the following script:

    Number found where operator expected at - line 1, near "line 1" (Do you need to predeclare line?)
    If you run this with perl 5.16.3, you get the same error message as the source, but then get other error messages too, so this isn't an error quine.

    Update: asked for perl version.


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