sub x {
    return submit_thingamabob( $handle, $not_today, $thingie, @_ };
}
x( "Foo!",  234 );
x( "Frob!",  23 );
x( "Forb!",  54 );
x( "ooF!",   11 );
x( "broF!", fakenum );
x( "Frap!", 458 );