#!/usr/bin/perl # # Flashy's bloodsports. http://digdilem.org/ - "Because thems trouts ain't gonna catch themselves!" # (Credit to the original Eggdrop TCL script by Nerfbendr) # # Adds silly !hunt, !fish and !trophy and !present public triggers # Also !newmonth will clean out the trophy cupboard. (Only if you do it, or the nick in $owner_nick) # # Optional Configuration (Will work fine without changing these, but you can if you like) use strict; use warnings; my $owner_nick='rainbowwarrior'; # Your nick - you can only reset the scores remotely if you use this nick. my $scale = 'kg'; # Say here whether you want to measure weights in lb or kg. my $catch_percent=90; # How often you catch or shoot something. my $trophy_cabinet = Xchat::get_info( 'xchatdir' ) . "\\trophies.txt"; # File to keep the trophies in. # End user configuration Xchat::register( "rainbowwarrrior's Huntin' 'n Fishin' and present unwrapping", 'v.004', "Hunting", "" ); Xchat::hook_print('Channel Message', "hunting"); Xchat::hook_print('Your Message', "hunting"); Xchat::hook_print('Private Message', "hunting"); Xchat::hook_print('Private Message to Dialog', "hunting"); my $bigfish=0,my $fishman='Nobody',my $bighunt=0,my $huntman='Nobody',my $bigpresent=0,my $presenthunt='Nobody',my $present_unwrapper; my $fishtype='Trout',my $fishplace='Pool'; my $hunttype='bear', my $huntplace='Bushes'; my $presenttype='present', my $presentplaces='xmas'; my $last_hunter; my $last_fisher; my $last_presenthunter; my @hunts = ( "bear","gopher","rabbit","hunter","deer","fox","duck","moose","pokemon named Pikachu","park ranger","Yogi Bear","Boo Boo Bear","dog named Benji","cow","raccoon","koala bear","camper","channel lamer"); my @fish = ( "Salmon","Herring","Yellowfin Tuna","Pink Salmon","Chub","Barbel","Perch","Northern Pike","Brown Trout","Arctic Char","Roach","Brayling","Bleak","Cat Fish","Sun Fish","Old Tire","Rusty Tin Can","Genie Lamp","Love Message In A Bottle","Old Log","Rubber Boot","Dead Body","Loch Ness Monster","Old Fishing Lure","Piece of the Titanic","Chunk of Atlantis","Squid","Whale","Dolphin","Porpoise","Stingray","Submarine","Seal","Seahorse","Jellyfish","Starfish","Electric Eel","Great White Shark","Scuba Diver","X","Lag Monster","Virus","Soggy Pack of Smokes","Pile of Weed","Boat Anchor","Pair Of Floaties","Mermaid","Merman","Halibut","Tiddler","Sock","Trout"); my @presents = ( "a new car","cake","guitar","dvd","xbox360","playstation3","hairdryer","trampoline","dog","cat","electric shock game","a board game","a snake","tickets to a rock concert","a blowup doll","book"); my @huntplaces = ("in some bushes","in a hunting blind","in a hole","up in a tree","in a hiding place","out in the open","in the middle of a field","downtown","on a street corner","at the local mall"); my @fishplaces = ("Stream","Lake","River","Pond","Ocean","Bathtub","Kiddie's Swimming Pool","Toilet","Pile of Vomit","Pool of Urine","Kitchen Sink","Bathroom Sink","Mud Puddle","Pail of Water","Bowl of Jell-O (tm)","Wash Basin","Rain Barrel","Aquarium","SnowBank","WaterFall","Cup of Coffee","Glass of Milk"); my @presentplaces = ("in a cupboard","under a xmas tree","in the liverroom","up in a tree","in a hiding place","out in the open","upstairs","on a boat","on a street corner","at the local mall"); Xchat::print("Path=($trophy_cabinet"); if (open (DH,"<$trophy_cabinet>")) { ($bigfish,$fishman,$fishtype,$fishplace) = split(/\|/,); chomp($fishplace); ($bighunt,$huntman,$hunttype,$huntplace) = split(/\|/,); my ($bigpresent,$presenthunt,$presenttype,$present_unwrapper,$presentplaces) = split(/\|/,); close (DH); Xchat::print("Peered in the trophy cabinet: ($bigfish$scale $fishtype by $fishman) ($bighunt$scale $hunttype by $huntman) ($bigpresent$scale $presenttype by $present_unwrapper"); } else { Xchat::print("\002Woo, looks like we've not gone hunting before. Let's make a trophy cabinet..."); save_trophy(); } Xchat::print("\002Loaded Flash's Huntin' 'n Fishin'\002 (!hunt, !fish !present !trophy - Current records are $bigfish$scale and $bighunt$scale)"); sub hunting { my @pubwords = split(/ /,$_[0][1]); my $hunter = Xchat::strip_code($_[0][0]); my $channel = Xchat::get_info('channel'); if (lc($pubwords[0]) eq '!hunt') { if ($hunter eq $last_hunter) { return Xchat::EAT_NONE; } else { $last_hunter = $hunter; } my $huntplace = @huntplaces[rand(scalar @huntplaces)]; my $hunt = @hunts[rand(scalar @hunts)]; my $weight = 1+int(rand($bighunt+10)); Xchat::command("msg $hunter You hide $huntplace and wait for something to wander by..."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter ."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter .."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter ..."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter You think you hear something and fire wildly in that direction!"); if (rand(100)<$catch_percent) { Xchat::command("msg $hunter Congratulations, $hunter! You just bagged yourself a $weight$scale $hunt!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel $hunter just bagged a $weight$scale $hunt."); if ($weight > $bighunt) { Xchat::command("msg $hunter Wow!!! That's a new record! Way to go, $hunter! Type !trophy to see it!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel Wow! That breaks the old record of a $bighunt$scale $hunttype! $hunter is amazing!"); $bighunt=$weight; $huntman=$hunter; $hunttype=$hunt; save_trophy(); } } else { Xchat::command("msg $hunter Rats...you missed it, $hunter! Better luck next time!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel $hunter is useless, they missed by a mile!"); } } if (lc($pubwords[0]) eq '!fish') { $fishplace = @fishplaces[rand(scalar @fishplaces)]; my $fishy = @fish[rand(scalar @fish)]; my $weight = 1+int(rand($bigfish+10)); if ($hunter eq $last_fisher) { return Xchat::EAT_NONE; } else { $last_fisher = $hunter; } Xchat::command("msg $hunter You cast your line into a $fishplace and wait for a bite..."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter ."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter .."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter ..."); Xchat::command("msg $hunter You feel a tug on your line and reel it in..."); if (rand(100)<$catch_percent) { Xchat::command("msg $hunter Congratulations, $hunter! You just caught yourself a $weight$scale $fishy!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel $hunter just caught a $weight$scale $fishy"); if ($weight > $bigfish) { Xchat::command("msg $hunter Wow!!! That's a new record! Way to go, $hunter! Type !trophy to see it!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel Brilliant! That breaks the old record of a $bigfish$scale $fishtype! $hunter is the world's best!"); $fishman=$hunter; $bigfish=$weight; $fishtype=$fishy; save_trophy(); } } else { Xchat::command("msg $hunter Rats...it got away, $hunter! Better luck next time!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel $hunter is useless, they failed to catch anything!"); } } if (lc($pubwords[0]) eq '!trophy') { Xchat::command("say $fishman holds the fishing record when they caught a $bigfish$scale $fishtype"); Xchat::command("say $huntman holds the hunting record when they bagged a $bighunt$scale $hunttype"); Xchat::command("say $presenthunt holds the present unwrapping record when they unwrapped a $bigpresent$scale $presenttype"); } if (lc($pubwords[0]) eq '!present') { my $presentplaces = @presentplaces[rand(scalar @presentplaces)]; my $present = $presents[int rand @presents]; my $weight = 1+int(rand($present+10)); if ($present_unwrapper eq $last_presenthunter) { return Xchat::EAT_NONE; } else { $last_presenthunter = $present_unwrapper; } Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper You unwrap your present from $presentplaces and see what you get..."); Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper ."); Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper .."); Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper ..."); Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper You unwrap and see ..."); if (rand(100)<$catch_percent) { Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper Congratulations, $present_unwrapper! You just unwrapped a $weight$scale $present!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel $present_unwrapper just got a $weight$scale $present"); if ($weight > $present) { Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper Wow!!! That's a new record! Way to go, $present_unwrapper! Type !trophy to see it!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel Brilliant! That breaks the old record of a $present$scale $presenttype! $present_unwrapper is the world's best!"); $present_unwrapper=$present_unwrapper; $present=$weight; $presenttype=$present; save_trophy(); } } else { Xchat::command("msg $present_unwrapper Sorry no present this time $present_unwrapper! Better luck next time!"); Xchat::command("msg $channel $present_unwrapper is useless, they failed to get a present!"); } } if (lc($pubwords[0]) eq '!newmonth') { my $curnick = Xchat::get_info('nick'); if ((lc($hunter) eq lc($owner_nick)) or ($hunter eq Xchat::get_info('nick'))) { $bigfish=0; $fishman='Nobody'; $fishtype='Tiddler'; $fishplace='Toilet'; $bighunt=0; $huntman='Nobody'; $hunttype='Haggis'; $huntplace='Bush'; $bigpresent=0; $present_unwrapper='Nobody'; $presenttype='xmas'; $presentplaces='everywhere'; save_trophy(); Xchat::command("say It's a new month, all existing huntin' 'n fishin' and present unwrapping records are reset!"); } else { Xchat::command("say Who are you, $present_unwrapper to tell me to change the month?"); } } } sub save_trophy { open (DH, ">$trophy_cabinet") or die("Bah! Can't open the trophy cabinet to push this 'ere trophy in!"); print (DH "$bigfish|$fishman|$fishtype|$fishplace\n"); print (DH "$bighunt|$huntman|$hunttype|$huntplace"); print (DH "$bigpresent|$present_unwrapper|$presenttype|$presentplaces|$last_presenthunter"); close (DH); }