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in reply to Re: PerlMonks needs...
in thread PerlMonks needs...

Hi! Thanks for inviting me into your home. Oh dear! I can't believe the color of your wall paper. It's soooo tacky. And you know, if you arranged your furniture around so that the couch was against the wall, you'd have a lot more room.... Oh sure, I'd love something to drink... WOW! Look at these paintings. They're almost as bad as those dogs playing poker.... No, I don't really care much for politics... Look at that! I didn't know that people still had record players. They're so much of a hastle compared to CDs and without all the horrible scratches and poping...

Did everyone go outside?

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