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in reply to I work...

... I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline stapler to the Boston Stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much...

So I think I'm currently working from Storage Room B.

Actually, I'm not sure how to describe where I work... but there's a sign on the door that says, "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."

There is no peace for the wicked, I guess.