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this is the time for all good me no
come to the aid of their country.
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omecay otay ethay aidway ofway eirthay ountrycay.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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