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$ perl -le '%h = (a =>1, b => 2); print scalar %h'
$ perl -le '%h = (a =>1, b => 2); print scalar keys %h'
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (555 votes),