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$ perl -we 'print "0 but true" + 2'
$ perl -we 'print "0 but actually true" + 2'
Argument "0 but actually true" isn't numeric in addition (+) at -e lin
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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