The coolest language ever. I may never go outside again.
Like Perl5, only slicker.
Whatever I configure it to be. My own private Perl.
Even more annoying to uptight language grannies.
Something I worry about when it arrives.
The leverage Parrot needs to conquer the world.
A mixed bag. Some ideas I love, some I fear.
Frustrating; I've worked hard to learn Perl 5, dang it!
Finished just in time to teach to my grandkids.
Like APL, only not as easy to read. Hmm... where's the ∌ key?
Perl's downfall. Woe! Despair!
None of the above; see my rant below.
I'm waiting to hear what paco thinks.
Results (670 votes), past polls
The moon would crash into the Earth
The moon would breakup at the Roche limit
The wire would turn the Earth into a giant electromagnet
The Earth would turn into a giant yo-yo.
The moon would orbit every ~24 hours, significantly changing the lunar calendar
The centripetal force would rip out the Earth's core
All man-made satellites would be destroyed, causing great havoc
Moon landings would become significantly easier
The rope or wire would break, no matter how strong it was
The Vulcans would show up for First Contact causing yet another revision to the timeline
The Galactic Police would snip the rope and put the Earth on probation
Some idiot would get terrible, terrible, rope burn
We finally get those golf balls back
Results (743 votes),