Perfect for me.
Okay, but my first choice was taken.
Regrettable; all the good ones were taken.
Chosen too quickly; I should have given it more thought.
Poorly considered; people assume I'm a doofus.
Too long for the CB; what was I thinking?
My real name; blame my parents.
Pretty bad, since I totally lack creativity.
Coincidentally also the pseudonym of a local serial killer.
At least better than something awful like 'Petruchio'.
Not well-characterized by any of these poll options.
Results (418 votes), past polls
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
Results (54 votes),