Perfect for me.
Okay, but my first choice was taken.
Regrettable; all the good ones were taken.
Chosen too quickly; I should have given it more thought.
Poorly considered; people assume I'm a doofus.
Too long for the CB; what was I thinking?
My real name; blame my parents.
Pretty bad, since I totally lack creativity.
Coincidentally also the pseudonym of a local serial killer.
At least better than something awful like 'Petruchio'.
Not well-characterized by any of these poll options.
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Function Keys / F-keys
Backtick / Tilde
Backspace / Delete
Tab / Diet Coke
Caps Lock / Shift Lock
Enter / Return
Shift / House
Control / K'tarl / KAOS
Windows Key / Super
Option / Alt
Menu / Application
Pause / Break / Pause Break
Insert / Overtype
Page Keys / Pig Keys
Arrow / Direction
Num Lock / Number Lock
Any / Other
Results (264 votes). Check out past polls.