*nix vs. Windows
Vi vs. Emacs
Perl vs. Python
Gnome vs. KDE
Big Endian vs. Little Endian
K&R vs. Allman
Tabs vs. Spaces
Cuddled vs. Uncuddled
Static vs. Dynamic
Mark-and-Sweep vs. Refcounting
$language is really OO vs. No, it isn't
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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