OS X's 'Mail'
My favorite client isn't listed!
Open envelope, unfold letter
What mail? Nobody loves me.
Results (719 votes), past polls
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (550 votes),