Tastes like chicken.
Smells like tuna.
Looks like line noise.
Feels cold and clammy.
Runs like Montezuma's Revenge.
Must be kept refrigerated after opening.
Will be my gift to my successors.
Was a curse bestowed upon me by my predecessors.
Is most easily consumed with chopsticks.
May cause bloating.
Needs a little salt.
Back away, close the door, pretend you never saw it.
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shiny regexes and rules offered by Perl 6
other CPAN module
by looking at it on my monitor
I print it and I read it in spare time
first I convert it into $FORMAT, then I parse it
I hire someone to do it
using my custom module
I write a brand new language to do the task
on the server where I play as human, XML is forbidden
what is XML?
I speak XML natively
I write a new grammar for Perl 6
some other way
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