Watching my life flash before my eyes.
Seeing how high I can count, "One, Two, th"
Considering all the Britney Spears songs I like.
Computing the answer to the universe on my new 3GHz dual-core system.
Watching the clock.
Catching up on my beauty sleep.
Stopping to smell the roses.
Trying to get the jump on everyone else at quick-posting an answer to PerlMonks.
Results (293 votes), past polls
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (158 votes),