Motorcycle or scooter.
Subway / Train.
Skateboard / Inline skates.
Ferry / Sail / Paddle.
Internet / Telephone / Fax.
Airplane / Helecopter.
Telekinesis / Telepathy / Teleportation.
My Perl-based bot has fooled people for years into believing I'm currently at my desk.
The unemployed never commute.
I never go home.
Results (485 votes), past polls
The same name on every site (unless it is taken already)
A different name for every site
The same name for sites I don't care about, but different names on sites I do care about
Different names for sites I don't care about, but the same name on sites I do care about
The anonymous account
Someone else's username
Root, after hacking into the site
Results (224 votes),