Motorcycle or scooter.
Subway / Train.
Skateboard / Inline skates.
Ferry / Sail / Paddle.
Internet / Telephone / Fax.
Airplane / Helecopter.
Telekinesis / Telepathy / Teleportation.
My Perl-based bot has fooled people for years into believing I'm currently at my desk.
The unemployed never commute.
I never go home.
Results (485 votes), past polls
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (494 votes),